5 Ways to Avoid Your Resume Getting Trashed

by Nicole Crimaldi on March 12, 2010

Thanks for sending in all of your resumes over the past week in preparation for Job Search Boot Camp!  I’ve loved looking at them.  After reviewing all the resumes, I wanted to share 5 big picture ways to avoid your resume getting thrown in the trash.

These are just the first step of having a polished rock star status resume.  Without these, you won’t make it far.

5 Very Basic Things You Need to do with your resume

  1. Make it pretty.
  2. Put your references on a second page by themselves.
  3. Finish your sentences.  Tell me more.  Show quantifiable value that you added.
  4. Keep it to 1 page!
  5. Cut cheesy interests and bullshit about crappy jobs.

Shout Outs!

  • Most Likely to Call for an Interview: Jen Deweerd from Ontario, Canada
  • Overall favorite resume: Katie Garton, Syracuse, New York

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How to Apply The Rules of Dating to Your Job

March 10, 2010 14 comments
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My favorite dating book of all time is called “Why Men Love Bitches.”  Girls, you need to get this book.  Guys, pretend you didn’t read that first sentence.  I don’t want you to know all of our secrets.
The subtitle of this book is called “From Doormat to Dreamgirl-A Woman’s Guide to Holding Her Own in [...]

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Annoucing Ms. Career Girl’s Job Search Boot Camp!

March 9, 2010 5 comments
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You may have noticed that I have something exciting cooking.
I’m writing a pretty cool job search guide for college seniors and recent graduates. 
It all started because of your emails and tweets.

Many of you share the same fears. 
Many of you make the same mistakes when it comes to executing your job search.  These mistakes are driven by [...]

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Monday Must-Reads: Why losing your job, being married and reclaiming your day are awesome.

March 7, 2010 2 comments
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The “Well, shit…I lost my job, it sucks, but it sort of feels OK” post This is one of my favorite posts written by Matt Cheuvront.  Maybe it’s because I happened to be emailing with him intensely about his career the day before he was let go.  When he told me the next afternoon [...]

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One Family’s Recipe for Happiness

March 4, 2010 26 comments
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1 cup of patience
5 cups of optimism
3 cups of unconditional love
Sprinkled with a passion for your career

I spent the first two days of this week at the strangest funeral I’ve ever been to. 
Everyone was smiling, laughing, telling hilarious stories, eating great food, and embracing distant friends as if they were family.  I’m not even going [...]

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